#11: You've Not Seen Nothing Like The Mighty Quinn
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In a Toronto skyscraper, a shortstop is giving genital herpes to a woman who, before being allowed into the shortstop's suite, signed a non-disclosure agreement that contained a clause — unread, in this case — about the health risks of sexual contact with the shortstop, a clause that the shortstop added to the paperwork around the turn of the millennium, when he could no longer bear the shame associated with mentioning the STD, which he is now able to avoid thinking about—besides, obviously, when he has an outbreak. (“
#11: You've Not Seen Nothing Like The Mighty Quinn
#11: You've Not Seen Nothing Like The Mighty…
#11: You've Not Seen Nothing Like The Mighty Quinn
In a Toronto skyscraper, a shortstop is giving genital herpes to a woman who, before being allowed into the shortstop's suite, signed a non-disclosure agreement that contained a clause — unread, in this case — about the health risks of sexual contact with the shortstop, a clause that the shortstop added to the paperwork around the turn of the millennium, when he could no longer bear the shame associated with mentioning the STD, which he is now able to avoid thinking about—besides, obviously, when he has an outbreak. (“