Hi, there, Evan,
I am a public relations officer for the Greater Los Angeles County Regional Police Department. I’m writing because I have been made aware of your detective fiction you have been running over on your newsletter, The New Thing. (Do you have any plans to turn this into a novella? Or are novels dead? My nephew tells me we should just be focusing our energy on YouTube. Maybe you could put these on YouTube?)
I’ll cut straight to the chase. As you well know, the radio and subsequent television show Dragnet enjoyed a privileged relationship with the LAPD over the years. As we face a new administration and the second quarter of a new century, I wanted to reach out to you to see if you’d be interested in continuing said tradition. You would have access to the LAPD in a way few others have.
Do you know Los Angeles? Do you have any plans to visit Los Angeles soon? If so, let me know. If you want, feel free to give me a call whenever at the following number: [REDACTED.]
And. hey, before I go — happy holidays.
Yours,
Marcus deLight
P.S. Is it just me or does it seem like Turtle’s Wikipedia page was written by AI?